This is what I propose if NBC decides to cancel Hannibal (pray that they don’t tho)
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That’s okay though
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so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
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a fucking wild guinea pig
playing in a flock of butterflies…..
How can anyone be sad when this exists.
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Molly and Mycroft have the same initials so like what if Molly texted Sherlock saying something like
Do you want to go out for a coffee? -MH
And Sherlock was just like
Fuck off. -SH
and she cried omg
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omfg that FACE
Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times
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Why does this have notes omgso my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet
so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this
I AM THE CRAB LORD
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awh man everyone made so many “MOVING TO CANADA!!!” jokes before and now that Obama won I’m picturing a sad Canada just standing there with a pillow and sleeping bag like “so you guys aren’t coming over, eh? oh… that’s okay….”
…they were jokes?
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(inspired by Ruby Sparks)
Nothing ever happens to John Watson. Not since the army doctor returned from Afghanistan. So when his therapist suggests he get into writing books, he decides to give it a try, writing mystery stories under the pseudonym Arthur Conan Doyle. Through this, John creates Sherlock Holmes, the most brilliant consulting detective the world has ever seen.
But John gets the surprise of his life when he wakes up one morning to find the character in his living room, as human as human beings can get, urging the writer to come along with him on a case. Sherlock is a handful - highly intelligent and observant but arrogant and sarcastic - exactly how John had described him, actually. It’s an absolute battlefield as they solve case after case, but John realizes he wouldn’t have written it any other way.
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I forgot I changed my alarm to this and this woke me up today and I was scared beacause I had no idea what’s going on with someone screaming NO NO NO into my ear at 9am.
