imagine if there was a chemistry fandom and people shipped elements with other elements and then other people were like NO THAT ONLY FORMS A COVALENT BOND IONIC BONDS ARE BETTER and they have ship wars over sodium chloride and sodium carbonate
#why would you ship ionic bonds over covalent #unless you really enjoy putting yourself through angsty pairings #but that’s not even a good reason #u must like shallow ships if you ship ionic bonds
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It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something. -Samwise Gamgee
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Jim Moriarty - The Great Game
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True that.
Thor: Lokiiiiiiii did you destroy New York again?
Loki: I only did it because you’ve been ignoring my feelings!
Thor: I’ve been busy with work!
Loki: That’s what you always say!
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- store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
- me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
- store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
- me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
- store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
- me: /looks down at her captain america tee
- store guy: /happy seal-clapping
- me: oh my god we match
- store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
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Brilliant ahahaha
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Entertainment Weekly The Princess Bride Reunion (2011)
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and so the doctor fell in love with the avocado
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Please wait warmly while the Angel is preparing.
*buffering*
