Motherfucking Bondi Beach.

With drowning tourists (i'm trying to be politically correct here). And Sharks.
And Goon. And Steve Irwin. And Tim Tams. Emus, Kangaroos and Crocs.
Anonymous

HOW COULD YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE

STEVE IRWIN IS DEAD

I’d use Bindi instead.
…How would I incorporate it into one of the stories, th— OH. In the Blind Banker Wanker when that guys body casually washed up in the Thames? He’s be at Bondi instead?!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Edit:
How the hell did you get a new paragraph in an ask?