“No no no no that looks like a heart. I can’t have him thinking I’m trying to tell him I love him!”

“Goddamnit why is carving threats into a bloody apple so fucking hard?!”

“Nope”

“Nuh-uh”

“Won’t do”

“NOT GOOD ENOUGH”

“Ohay I think I’m getting the hang of this”

“Steady… steady… steadyyyyyyy— oh, SEBASTIAN MORAN YOU CUNT LOOK WHAT YOU’VE MADE ME DO. GET ME A FUCKING BANDAID, YOU WHORE”

“Let’s do this.”