December 2011
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (Dream dangerously, everyone.)
That one rich friend that buys new stuff every day... →
funniest10k:
and I’m just here like
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Me: Hey there.
Colin:
Me:
Colin:
Me:
Colin: Why are you on my bed?
Our yobbo neighbours next door are setting off...
(“yobbo” = uncouth, thuggish working-calss type person, closely related to the term “bogan” and the American term “white trash” apparently)
"War Horse" advert on the telly:
Mum: So, you going to see that?
Brother: What is it?
Bro's GF: "War Horse".
Brother: I can see that.
Mum: Is it good?
Bro's GF: Looks sad.
Brother: It's about a horse. I'm not seeing it.
Mum: Yeah, it's probably sad.
Bro's GF: I might go see it.
Me: MUM I WANT TO SEE IT WHEN ARE YOU FREE NEXT ARE YOU NOT WORKING TOMORROW LET'S GO SEE IT TOMORROW BECAUSE I THINK IT LOOKS LIKE A BEAUTIFULLY DESIGNED PIECE OF CINEMATOGRAPHY THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
Mum:
Brother:
Bro's GF:
Mum:
Brother:
Bro's GF:
Mum:
Brother:
Bro's GF:
Me: I mean yeah it looks sad.
The downsides of glasses #3:
Rain.
It gets all up on your lenses, and if you’ve been directly exposed to it, there’s nothing dry to clean them with.
The downsides of glasses #2:
Science teacher: Okay everyone, grab yourself a pair of safety goggles!
Everyone: COOL! GLASSES!
Me:
I don’t think you understand how stupid I feel, guys.
About tomorrow
cumberqueen:
Normal people:
“I’m going to be so hungover, lol”
Sherlockians:
Tick tock, goes the clock...no place for grief or...
The worst thing you can do to bookworms is to...
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THIS BLOG IS NOT A SPOILER-FREE BLOG
THIS BLOG IS NOT A SPOILER-FREE BLOG
THIS BLOG IS NOT A SPOILER-FREE BLOG
THIS BLOG IS NOT A SPOILER-FREE BLOG
If you’re going to get pissy about it, click this little beauty:
Mmmkay?
Okay guise here's how tomorrow's going down
iamheathen:
benedictatorship:
I probably won’t be able to post anything on the 1st before the episode airs
I won’t liveblog during because I WILL NOT BE TAKING MY EYES OFF THAT SCREEN FOR ONE MILLISECOND
Immediately afterwards, however, providing the Sherlock fandom haven’t collectively broken the internet yet, I WILL LET LOOSE ALL THE SQUEEING THAT THERE HAS EVER BEEN IN THIS WORLD
I will...
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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Every time we watch "Van Helsing":
Mum: Why's it in black and white?
Me: It's representing that it's set in the past.
Mum: But the whole movie is set in the past.
Me: Well this part is showing further into the past.
Mum: Is the whole thing in black and white?
Me: Mum. You've seen this before. You KNOW it goes into colour.
Mum: Oh.
Mum:
Mum:
Mum:
Mum:
Mum:
Mum:
Mum:
Mum: So why's it in black and white?
The downsides of glasses #1:
Smudges everywhere.
All the time.
Tomorrow we will know how the pool scene ends.
katiebelikov:
ishallsustainamassiveerection:
Think about this.
jamanddogtags:
snufflymoriarty:
miss-magrat:
So, since Irene is so similar to Sherlock (that she could be his sister), than why not ship her with Harry Watson? Imagine this, it would be like fem!Sherlock and fem!John comming true XD
HOLY SHIT
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Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
bouncynoelyfielding:
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION ARMS WIDE OPEN
WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
……..
Dear Mr Mark Gatiss and Mr Steven Moffat,
ishallsustainamassiveerection:
Thank you for Sherlock.
Other fandoms: Are you still excited about Sherlock?
Sherlock fandom: Yes.
Other fandoms: After all this time?
Sherlock fandom: Always.
Happy Sherlock Eve
ununpentium:
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In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
online
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
acciodoublestuff:
buttercupeverdeen:
whatthefinnick:
peeta-everdeen:
tessherondale:
rebirthinsteadofdestruction:
executing:
continues using missing e as an act of rebellion
#LETS BRING DOWN THE KARPITAL
THE SYMBOL OF REBELLION.
OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
THE MISSINGJAY.
WITTY PUN
KARP IF WE BURN YOU BURN WITH US
BRING ON THE REVOLUTION!
Yeah, no, I’m not ready to record and upload.
Sherlock fandom to their sanity tomorrow,
televisionismypatronus:
I've actually abstained from writing a NYE status...
Soon I will join the rest of them…